Sex?

"This program really effects people."

(Junior paper)

Moderate in all things?

DRURY: (Looking over student shoulder as they write curriculum): Great tactile idea for second graders--making cookies, but tell the teacher more than "Bake in moderate oven for 10-15 minutes"--what do you mean by moderate oven?"

STUDENT: "You know, a regular sized oven--not one of those counter top ones."

(it was not a joke)

"Drinking Buddy"

"Coach, can you help us find that story in the Bible where Jesus went into a tavern and drank with the sinners?"

(Two sophomore students writing curriculum lesson for high school students)

--Keith drury