No kidding..

This practicum experience has taught me more than I knew.

(Spring '08 LCE practicum student)

Elderly and like it?

(of the downtown First Baptist Church)… they are defiantly an elderly congregation.

(Spring LCE practicum student)

What phase was that?

Question to the student - What are the four phases of the sexual response?

Answer: "Propogation, plateau, orgasm, and reflection"

Physiology student

I am gifted...

I'm seriously discouraged about my grade in your class. Both tests have been horrendous for me even though I have studied over 10 hours for each test. I never even have to spend more than one to two hours preparing for other tests, as God has gifted me as a student, but I anticipate the difficulty of your tests. The fact that I'm barely passing your tests makes me very worried about the effect this class will have on my GPA.

Accidental honesty?

"God gave me a huge me to overcome."
--UNV180 personal mission statement

Hosea who?

"I think Hosea was more like a messenger than a prophet, which is probably why he was kind of minor."

- from a student in OT Survey

Is this legal?

"I hope you will bare with me as you read this paper"

--introduction to final paper in LCE

Worship feelings

From a female student's paper:

"I love it when I am worshipping and I feel Jesus embrace me as if there is only me and Jesus in the room--it feels better than anything I've ever felt."

How old is old?

From a practicum paper:
"College Church is made up of mostly students plus some old people who don't get very involved."

New Testament Survey, Spring 2006

"Salvation is common in several of the branches of Christianity."

Local Church Education Practicum, Fall 2005

From a final practicum reflection paper:

"The church where I did my practicum split apart years ago due to deep indifferences."

Upper Level Bible, Spring 2005

"Christ in Paul's theology is a huge deal."

New Testament Survey Paper, Spring 2005

"So if we as humans ask Jesus into our live ... and want to live a meaningful life for Christ than we are going to go to heave."

New Testament Survey Paper

"The Bible is the inherent Word of God."
Ken Schenck class

Steve Lennox Class

"David may have become ritually impure because of a nocturnal injection."
In reference to David's affair with Bathsheba

Bud Bence Class

"One of the biggest issues facing the Wesleyan Church right now is the treat of homosexuality."

Upper Level Bible, Spring 2005

About 1 Corinthians 8:6: "The faith of Paul looks almost monotheistic."