Friday, October 14, 2005

Planet earth again? Shucks!

"The Second Coming is when Jesus inadvertantly returns to the earth."

New Testament Survey 2003

Good thing Jesus had Mary and Joseph!

"Jesus' parents were so important to him. They taught him how to walk, how to talk, everything. I mean, if it weren't for Mary and Joseph, Jesus wouldn't have been anyone!"

New Testament Survey Fall 2002