No kidding..

This practicum experience has taught me more than I knew.

(Spring '08 LCE practicum student)

Elderly and like it?

(of the downtown First Baptist Church)… they are defiantly an elderly congregation.

(Spring LCE practicum student)

What phase was that?

Question to the student - What are the four phases of the sexual response?

Answer: "Propogation, plateau, orgasm, and reflection"

Physiology student

I am gifted...

I'm seriously discouraged about my grade in your class. Both tests have been horrendous for me even though I have studied over 10 hours for each test. I never even have to spend more than one to two hours preparing for other tests, as God has gifted me as a student, but I anticipate the difficulty of your tests. The fact that I'm barely passing your tests makes me very worried about the effect this class will have on my GPA.